[MR. BUNGEE]
Be polite to everybody
Everybody except all your nearest and your dearest
They love too much and earn your spite
So never be polite
[MIMI]
Okay, you want me to go? I'll go
[GORDON]
Oh, great
[MR. BUNGEE]
But be polite to the mailman
Be polite to the bulldog down the street
Be polite to the man who sells shoes when he measures your feet
Be polite always
[GORDON]
You know, nobody invited you here!
[MIMI]
What?
[MR. BUNGEE]
To athletes in hallways
[GORDON]
Sorry, mom, I didn't mean you
[MR. BUNGEE]
Always be polite
[MIMI]
You're rude sometimes
[MR. BUNGEE]
Be polite. Aha!
[MIMI]
You're rude to me
[MR. BUNGEE]
Be polite
[RHODA]
And you're rude to Roger, too
[MR. BUNGEE]
Be polite
[GORDON]
Where is Roger?
[RHODA]
He's gonna get here as soon as he can