[KRISTINE]
See I really couldn't sing
I could never really sing
[AL]
...Sing!
..Note.
..Throat.
...Thing.
[KRISTINE]
What I couldn't do was...
I have trouble with a...
It goes all around my...
It's a terrifying...
See, I really couldn't hear
Which not was lower or was...
If someone says, "Let's start a...
[AL]
...Higher
...Choir.
[KRISTINE]
Hey, when I begin to...
It's a cross between a...
And a quiver or a...
It's a little like a...
Or the record player...
What its doesn't have is...
[AL]
...Shreik.
...Squeak.
...Moan.
...Croak.
...Broke.
...Tone.
[KRISTINE]
Oh I know you're thinking
What a crazy...
But I really couldn't...
I could never really...
What I couldn't do was...
[AL]
...Dingaling.
...Sing.
...Sing.
...Sing!
[AL]
Three blind mice.
[KRISTINE (Off-Key)]
Three blind mice.
[Spoken]
It isn't intentional...
[AL (Spoken)]
She's doing her best,
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
[KRISTINE]
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
[Spoken]
It really blows my mind
[AL (Spoken)]
She gets depressed
But what I lack in pitch I sure
[AL]
Make up in...
...Power.
And all my friends say I am
[KRISTINE]
Perfect for the
Shower.
Still,
I'm terrific at a...
Guys are comin' in their...
I'm a birdie on the...
But when I begin to...
They say, "who's the little...
...Goin' 'pong' instead of...
[AL]
...Dance.
...Pants.
...Wing.
...Chirp.
...Twerp
...Ping.
And when Christmas comes ans
All my friends go...
[ALL]
Caroling,
[KRISTINE]
It is so dishearten...
It is so disquiet...
It is so discourag...
Darling, please stop answer...
[AL]
...-Ning.
...-Ting.
...-Ging.
...-Ring!
...Sing.
...Sing.
[KRISTINE]
See, I really couldn't...
I could never really...
What I couldn't do was...
[ALL (In parts with Al conducting)]
Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do
La
[KRISTINE (Off Key)]
La...
[ALL]
La
[KRISTINE]
La...
[GIRLS]
Sing, sing
Sing a sing a sing sing
Sing, sing
Sing, Sing
[BOYS]
Never sing a note.
Please never,
Never sing a note,
Don't ever...
[KRISTINE (Off key)]
...Sing.
[ALL]
Sing!