All These Weird Folks That I Am Seeing
Walking Through Here Like Zombie Beings
Always Doing The Strangest Kind Of Things
Kicking bu*tons With Doctor Martins
Doing Love Acts Even With Cousins
Can't They See What Damage
They Are Causing Me?
I Can See Them All Conspiring
Telling Each Other Lies
They Can't See Me
Search Your Heart And Forgive Their Souls
Whatever The Cost Might Be?
You Know It's All A Matter Of Sympathy
But You Don't Have To Take Them
Every Dawn Brings A Brand New Day
And Slowly Works Its Way To Dusk
Will They Ever Manage
To Improve Themselves?"
All These Weird Things That I Am Seeing
Glad I'm Not Like A Human Being.
Losing Temper And Problems With Pms
Landlord's Lying To All Of His Clients
Right Back At Him
They're Scheming Bad Things
Ted Is Honest,
A Fool Who Just Can't See The Truth
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[Chorus]
All These Weird Things That I Am Seeing
Glad I'm Not Like A Human Being.
Losing Temper And Problems With Pms
Landlord's Lying To All Of His Clients
Right Back At Him
They're Scheming Bad Things
Ted Is Honest,
A Fool Who Just Can't See The Truth
[Bridge]
[Chorus]