The high street scene caught in between
The perfect broken plan
With the carpet burns we take our turns
Julie is a man
Inside the shop we take our stock
The curtain starts to move
She drags her feet along the street
And the neighbours disapprove
She's a happy shopper
The happy shopper
We are happy shoppers
The happy shopper
The husband's pissed
The kids are kissed
The place is a mess
The queue is still up to the till
She's trying on a dress
Julie, Julie, Julie, can't you fight
The working cla** can kiss my a**
If the price is right
She's a happy shopper
The happy shopper
We are happy shoppers
The happy shopper
Come on, come on, come on down
She's a happy shopper
The happy shopper
We are happy shoppers
The happy shopper