[Verse 1]
A party animal is just a stray dog in disguise
I stay home, write lists of long lost lovers to pa** the time
Don't read the cla**ics ‘cause I'd have written them better
Don't f** around with younger folks ‘cause bills are what make me wetter
I tend to dress to display more flesh than cloth
Everyone in the business knows that's how you get to the top
[Pre-Chorus]
Before you sob and say your mellow is harshed
I want you to know there's a beat in my heart
I'm every cliché of a villain there is
But somebody out there is so much more than into it and
[Hook]
I'm intimate with a boy named Hercule
He teaches me truths that you'd never want to know
I'm intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on
Sometimes I make him cry but I think it's all for show
[Verse 2]
Every last one of my friends are scared for my health
I beat her battered and bruised out of respect for myself
I cut my teeth on the concept injustice is law
Why cut your teeth on a concept when you can unhinge your jaw?
[Pre-Chorus]
Before you sob and say your mellow is harshed
I want you to know there's a beat in my heart
I'm every cliché of a villain there is
But somebody out there is so much more than into it and
[Hook 2]
I'm intimate with a boy named Hercule
He teaches me truths that you'd never want to know
I'm intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on
Sometimes I make him cry but I know he's in control
[Bridge]
And here we go, I fell in love with someone who can't comprehend
A single human feeling, yeah my new boyfriend is of reptilian descent
Oh woe is me, I got way too attached to some strange deity
I think I'm going crazy, just trying to keep up with everybody
No, I can't keep up with anybody
[Hook 3]
I'm intimate with a boy named Hercule
He spat a pickup line in tongues and I was his
I'm intimate with a boy who's slightly vampiric
He's got a square jaw, Russian Red on his lips
I'm intimate with a boy named Hercule
He teaches me truths that you'd never want to know
I'm intimate with a boy whose cold blood turns me on
Sometimes I make him cry but no one has to know