[Intro]
You enter the dungeon
You come upon 3D6
You take eighteen ongoing rocking damage
Save does not end
[Verse 1]
The three of us are going on a quest
Inside an ancient cave
We're looking for some old enchanted armor
And a new ax for Dave
Instead of finding what we're looking for
We find a group of Drow
They summon spiders and they draw their swords
Looks like it's our turn now
[Chorus 1]
So you wanna battle with 3D6?
A fireball from our bag of tricks
Cast the spell and roll 3D6
Now you're taking fire damage
Save does not end
Save does not end
[Breakdown/Guitar Solo]
[Verse 2]
Your nerdy friend sends you an e-mail that says
You gotta hear this group
You click the link and can't believe your ears
They're singing "Don't Eat Poop!"
You love this band
Call yourself a fan
And wanna see a show
You ask your friend
He says
"there's one tonight and
We're all gonna go"
[Chorus 2]
So you guys came out to see 3D6
We'll f** your ears with our nerd punk dicks
You hear the crowd chant "3D6"
Now you're taking rocking damage
Save does not end
Save does not end
Save does not end
Save does not end
Save...
Does not
End!
Save does not end X 6