You know I'm ready and I rock steady
My name's not Betty or Teddy but Nick
And I'm not a hick with a head tick
Though I am from Nebraska
My girl is satisfied, you can ask her
You know I never visited Alaska
Huh, where the oil was spilt
That drunken captain should be k**ed
For polluting the sea, an atrocity
That f**s with me, well
This one goes to all the birds that drowned
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
Just f** the bullsh** and get with it
It's time to throw down, so I said it
Words of wisdom, that'll keep y'all guessing
'Cause I'm tired of playing and I'm tired of messin' around
With all y'all s**ers and stupid mother f**ers
Who put down what I do
I stand alone with a groove that's new
Now that you know that the rhymes that I say
Are mine alone and I'm sure you don't play
I kick in your teeth, the condescending frown
f** the bullsh**, its time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
Right about now I'd like to turn over the mic
To my mentor SA Martinez
Go on, hold it, I'm poetry in motion
No jokin' you pray, my word is spoken
Of the latest, the greatest of hip-hop persuaders
The line, the rhyme, always amazes brothers
The mic drum is loomin'
And in your mind, my rap rhyme is bloomin' like a flower
f** the bullsh** SA, create the power
Just forget the dumb stuff, I call your bluff
'Cause I'm a big stick and you're a cream puff
And you hate it and get frustrated
No tellin' just how long you waited
I tell you what, I'm a white boy
So I don't like the big bu*t
And I got a plan, hand it to the man in the tan van
I would be perfectly sad if rap was fad
But it's not, so I thought that I'd give it a shot
Stupid dumb lyrics make you think I'm a clown
I don't give a damn, it's time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down
f** the bullsh**, it's time to throw down