Constipation - No defecation
I ate too many jalepanos
I've got burning a**hole syndrome
I am sitting on the pot
A thousand farts that will not stop
I ate a little too much cheese
My pants are down below my knees
Sitting on a porcelain
Sitting in a lonely stall
I read this on the bathroom wall
"Here i sit all broken hearted
Tried to sh** and only farted
Those who write on bathroom walls
Roll their sh** in little balls
Those who read these words of wit
Eat those little balls of sh**!"