I'm losing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
Of an overweight lady.
But I need a young thing
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms,
And take me straight to second base
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Yeah, oh, sing it chad, for me
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
{oh yeah}
Calculus
Semi-rap:
Yeah..haha..c'mon..we're together
(we're together)
Girl algebra or trigonometry could never equal up
To what you do to me
So let's intergrate
Don't differentiate
If you were in my cla**,
There ain't no way I could pa**
I hate english, gym, and not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy could ever come between us
But we'll always have our calculus
[Chorus]
I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
Said I know my calculus
It says you + me = us
We're together forever, see'mon
Calculus, calculus
[westsideee] *i think it should be easttsieeedeee!!
Go go go go go go go go go go (repeat)
Ooh baby, oh lord
You + me = us
Well, I've never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about robert e. lee
When it comes to cosines,
I know a thing or two
And I kicked a** on the test about me and you
[Chorus]
You (u)
Plus sign (+)
Me (me)
Equal sign (=)
Us (us)
Girl, no subject comes close to you.
2gether sing it
I know my calculuh-uh-uh-ussss
Repeat [Chorus]
Repeat until end