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(Music Starts)
Dcigs: Hi, b**hes, this is D'Andre Siggers aka Dcigs and welcome to my movie called The Angry Black Man... But, you will see my angry and funny sh** never seen before! If you ready, let's get it on.
Dcigs: Sup, this Siggers, I try to go to the club because some f*ggot wont let me in and I told this n***a why he look like that n***a from three stooges and he said "ooh, sorry, you are too fat and chunky and f*ggish and you need to shut the f** up." n***a, f** you. I love to dance with all the s**y hoes and I let hoes on my dick and here's these two muthaf**as, look like Jay-Z and Chris Brown do not even give a f** about me I can't dance with all the hoes and f** you, the strip club! I thought you were good business and respect the nice people and now, you get it too f**ed up, lil co*ks**ers! Does the Wendy's went to the club with Justin Bieber oops sorry Just a n***a. I gonna have a fit about I will get hotline on yo a**es and let me in the club... Do it... I will never be your friend if you let me go in. Please, tell me let me guess, yall won't let me tell the p**y a** cops to get in the club.
Sofia: Sorry, I need to be honest about I just can't get your back to go to the club.
Ben: Yep, were try to ignore you.
Justin: Yep, I tryna f** Selena Gomez and you will never get turnt up.
Selena: Yeah, go ahead and find another club and go...
Dcigs: That's is it, yall pissed me off every goddamn time, party people and its OK, I will get my hood haters to get yall and why the oooooh, they laughing at me about I can't go in if I go in, I will get kicked out again and aahhhhhhh... Let's travel to California and how these p**y a** n***as are.