He bought a bullseye at the county fair To show what a good shot he was Cost him fourteen dollars and ninety five It's on the wall, can you see,can you see, Can you see, can you see it? She caught a stuffed tiger full of styrofoam beads Do you see how she carries with ease? A safe smile wiped across her face No fear for his fabric teeth You're a plate, you're a plate You're a messy paper plate You're a plate, you're a plate You're a messy paper, ah He swings a silver hammer on a copper plate
Sending lights shooting straight in the air A bra**y bell rings out but I hear one sound as he shouts I'm the winner, I'm the winner, I'm the winner, I'm the winner! Stuck carny smiles with no teeth at all Counting stacks of green paper bills Next to those milk jugs that just wont fall And a bursting money till You're a plate, you're a plate You're a messy paper plate You're a plate, you're a plate You're a messy paper, ah