Amateur Transplants - Libel Case lyrics

Do I attract you Do I repulse you With my greasy Beard And my perving Slightly unnerving Yes I'm a little bit weird I can be gentle I can be mental I am repulsive and camp Nobody likes me Nobody likes me I am a, hideous tramp My name is Matthew Kelly I used to do stars in their eye's Till' I was sacked from the tele After some paedaphile LIES I was accused Of having abused A 12 year old child He was molested I was arrested There was a high profile trial I was aquitted No crime was comitted The jury believed my excuse This song is over I've got to go before somebody sues