Alphacat - Obama Victory Speech Spoof lyrics
[Intro] Two terms! Let's go! [Hook] (Rebuild this nation) (Rebuild this economy) (Rebuild this nation) (Rebuild this economy) [Verse 1] Lets go! Ok, lets do it Champion of the ballot box 2nd term...four more years New achievement unlocked Call me 44th president for the next 4! I plead my case During debates I spat 16's...a divided country gave me 8 Tight race? Only because I allowed it I let Mitt shine the first debate To know what it felt like to get challenged Political rope-a-dope is one of my many guises Ya'll tought I was down and out But yet the Dark Knight rises I came through like Optimus Prime in his prime At his best Mitt showed up with Mr. Bean, horses and bayonets His campaign got arrested, yup I stopped it cold He should've known that I stay with bars I guess I got that prison flow I been 'bout that life from the beginning Call me iron man cause I'm stark about this nation winning Let me be clear I set up Mitt just to knock him down Bus driver uppercut, you going to jail now I win, incomplete sentence Yes, but I've learned my time as prez is incomplete too But what matters is the second term Romney, Ryan would dumb stuff... sit, smirk and grin I'm like, are they really this stupid Or they just want me to win? The incumbent, I still hold the seat, no vacancies Clint East would wish he could give a speech as beast as me But don't want no parts of me Romney's son got mad and wanted to take a swing at this face Go 'head take a swing I'll take a swing state [Hook] [Verse 2] Vice Presidential debate I told Joe, have no love for 'em I told Joe Biden, when you see Paul Ryan Please, spas on 'em The debate kicked off and Joe straight sonned him quick I texted Mitt like, I know you're watching, you're next You ain't messin' with my clique Next debate I was ready for him... town hall Hit Mitt with that two piece and a biscuit... no coleslaw I said his plan lacked specifics He was mad making that McKayla Maroney face Winning silver at the Olympics Afterwards we shook hands and smiled But I told him we're not buddies I'm a mad scientist in a lab You're just a case study He was mad but hid it behind a smirk I told him, wait for the third debate Cause like this country, Mitt trust me... you gon' get this work Last debate... came through mean... Presidential steez He was stressing Couldn't stop sweatin' I made his lungs wheeze He chance of being Prez, fell cold Like the snow in an artic freeze I'm hard to stop I'm hot like them table tops at Benihana's be Pa**ed the stimulus bill and healthcare reform The Lily Ledbetter Act Then dropped of Osama bin Laden on the Ocean floor And that's just a fraction of what I've done to get re-elected Turned Mitt back into a resident and STILL (I'm the president!)