I walked into your store Just to have a look around Asked if you could help me with the bargain I had found Tried to explain to you darlin' That I was just a working man You came up with some term that I could not understand Oh Little Lady You sure drive a hard bargain The price your asking mama is too much for me to pay Now you're trying to tell me, I can't have it lay away I know that your merchandise is good Because your sample proved it so And if it was to k** me little girl Oh what a good way to go