Alan Zachary & Michael Weiner - In Love With You lyrics

I never knew what love was like, until I saw your face Then suddenly, I felf a love that time cannot erase Your eyes so sweet and piercing Your manner kind yet strong The kind of girl I could love forever We'd spend the rest of our lives together And in my life I don't think I've ever... Been so f**ing wrong! You're a b**h with no heart You're a liar, you are Satan, and I Hate the way you snore at night All your quirks piss me off and I Don't think I'm misstating your Compulsive need to always be right You're bossy and judgmental, kind of tactless, boring, too And I really can't believe I ever fell in love with you I know that all seemed kind of harsh But things weren't always bad In fact, I think some times we shared The best that I've ever had Like our road trip that one summer Or those steamy nights in Spain You always melted when I would praise you My stupid jokes they would never phaze you But that don't mean sh** next to all the ways you Drove me so insane You're a co*k-friggin-tease, girl you never stop your talking And at times you got a double-chin You may say it's been fun, but your racist rants are shocking And your lips don't need more collagen All you care about is how much Someone makes and what they do Not a man in his right mind Would ever fall in love with you You always criticized the clothes that I would wear And found a way of pointing out my thinning hair, really nice You turned me vegan which I totally despise And I'm pretty sure you laughed that Time I said "let's compromise" If you were shot or beaten Run over by a truck I guess that I'd be sad, but then again it wouldn't s** It wouldn't s** So goodbye, his the road, as a girlfriend you are fired Find some other chump that you can fleece Years from now when you're old and you finally expire, girl I hope that you don't rest in peace Never met someone so selfish Half the time my balls were blue After all that I've endured now You can safely rest a**ured now That your ex is up-and-cured now Yes, I'm so done being in love, in love with you We're through, yeah, yeah We're so done, Allison, honeybun, it's like over It was on, now it's gone, now I've regained my composure So God bless, you're a mess That is what you call "closure" So done being in love with you