[SWEENEY TODD] What may I do for you today sir? Stylish trimming of the hair? Soothing skin ma**age? Sit, sir. Sit [JUDGE TURPIN] You see, sir, a man infatued with love; Her ardent amd eager slave So fetch the pomade and pumice stone And lend me a more seductive tone A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne, but first, sir, I think A shave [TODD] The closest I ever gave *whistles* [JUDGE TURPIN] In a merry mood today, Mr. Todd? [TODD] 'Tis your delight, sir, catching fire from one man to the next [JUDGE TURPIN] 'Tis true, sir, love can still inspire the blood to pound, the heart leap higher. What more? [TODD] What more... [JUDGE TURPIN & TODD] ...can man require... [JUDGE TURPIN] ...than love, sir? [TODD] More than love, sir? [JUDGE TURPIN] What, sir? [TODD] Women [JUDGE TURPIN] Ah yes, women [TODD] Pretty women (Tone changes) [TODD] Now then, my friend Now to your purpose Patience. Enjoy it Revenge can't be taken in haste [JUDGE TURPIN, interrupting] Make haste and if we wed you'll be commended, sir [TODD] My lord… And who may it be said is your intended, sir? [JUDGE TURPIN] My ward And pretty as a rosebud [TODD] Pretty as her mother? [JUDGE TURPIN] What? What was that? [TODD, spoken] Nothing, sir. Nothing May we proceed? (sung) Pretty women... fascinating Sipping coffee... dancing Pretty women Are a wonder Pretty women Sitting in the window or Standing on the stair Something in them cheers the air Pretty women [JUDGE TURPIN] Silhouetted... [TODD] Stay within you [JUDGE TURPIN] Glancing... [TODD] Stay forever... [JUDGE TURPIN] ...Breathing lightly [TODD] Pretty women [JUDGE TURPIN & TODD] Pretty women! (staggered parts) Blowing out the candles or... ST: Combing out their hair JT: Combing out their hair then they leave ST: Even when they leave they still... JT: Even when they leave they leave you and vanish they somehow can still can remain.... ST: ...out there JT: ....there with you ST: There, there are JT: There with you are (Together) Pretty women [TODD] At their mirrors [JUDGE TURPIN] In their gardens [TODD] Letter-writing [JUDGE TURPIN] Flower-picking [TODD] Weather-watching [JUDGE TURPIN & TODD] How they make a man sing! Proof of heaven as you're living Pretty women! (Sweeney shouts) Sir! Pretty women! (Sweeney shouts) Yes! Pretty women (Sweeney shouts) Oh! Pretty women! Pretty women! Pretty women!