Jack Well, hello again Katherine Please go away. Im working Jack A smart girl, eh? Beautiful. Smart. Independent I got no use for moonlight Or sappy poetry Love at first sights For s**ers At least it used to be Look, girls are nice Once or twice Till I find someone new But I never planned on Someone like you (Simultaneously with below) I got no use for moonlight Or sappy poetry Love at first sights for s**ers At least it used to be Bowery Beauties Dont come a-knocking on my door You arent welcome here No more I should have known you Stuck like yesterdays trash The night you stole my heart Plus forty dollars in cash Turns out my beau is Just some bum Turns out that love Ain't blind, its dumb You never told the truth or Worked a day in your life In fact, youre so revoltin I feel bad for your wife Katherine What are you doing? Bowery Beauties I won't be shaving your back Anymore, no seor Jack Quiet down. Theres a show going on Bowery Beauties Dont come a-knocking On my door! Katherine You are the most impossible boy ever Bowery Beauties Dont come a-knocking On my door! Jack Shh! No, I never planned on Someone like you Bowery Beauties Dont come a-knocking On my door!