Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll Person of the week in every Greek opinion poll What a pro! Herc could stop a show Point him at a monster and you're talking S-R-O He was a no one (a zero, zero) Now he's a honcho, he's a hero Here was a kid with his act down pat From zero to hero in no time flat Zero to hero just like that When he smiled the girls went wild with "Oohs" and "aahs" And they slapped his face on every vase (On every "vase") From appearance fees and royalties Our Herc had cash to burn Now nouveau riche and famous He could tell you What's a Grecian earn Say "Amen!," there he goes again Sweet and undefeated And an awesome 10 for 10 Folks lined up just to watch him flex And this perfect package packed a pair of pretty pecs Hercie, he comes, he sees, he conquers Honey, the crowds were going bonkers He showed the moxie, brains and spunk From zero to hero a major hunk Zero to hero and who'da thunk Who put the "glad" in "gladiator"? (Hercules!) Whose daring deeds are great theatre? (Hercules!) Isn't he bold? (No one braver!) Isn't he sweet? (Our favorite flavor!) Hercules!, Hercules! Hercules!, Hercules! Hercules!, Hercules! Bless my soul, Herc was on a roll: undefeated Riding high (And the nicest guy): not conceited He was a nothing (a zero, zero) Now he's a honcho, he's a hero He hit the heights at breakneck speed From zero to hero Herc is a hero Now he's a hero (awww, yeah!) Yes indeed!