Out in the land where the men are tough as cactus Out in the land where the wild, wild west was won Out in the land of the desperado If yer as soft as an avocado Yee-ha! Yer guacamole, son! Home, home Thhis ain't it, pal! Home, home Home on the range Home, home Better go git, pal! You ain't home on the range Out in the land where the weak are target practice Home, home Home on the range Out in the land where they shoot the mild and meek Home, home Home on the range Out where the bad are a whole lot badder If yer the type with a nervous bladder Yip! Yow! Yer saddle's gonna reek! 'Cause you ain't home on the range Cowboy, yer really up the creek! Home, home Home on the range Home, home Home on the range Home, home Home on the range Home, home Home on the range