Alan Menken - Will My Day Ever Come lyrics

[Young Richard] Will my day ever come? Will my moment arrive? Will I ever be more Then just some poor, fat loser? Do I ever become the hero? Will I wed the girl I love? Am I going to get to touch her b**bs? [King Richard] I'm not telling you, you're a child! [Young Richard] What? Who are you? [King Richard] I'm you! In the future [Young Richard] Cool! [King Richard] Oh god [Young Richard] Will I be a good king? [King Richard] Not really [Young Richard] Loved by all that I rule? [King Richard] Nope, sorry [Young Richard] Do I stand up and fight For truth and right And good? [King Richard] Let's see now — no, no, no [Young Richard] Will I go on some grand adventures— [King Richard] Well... [Young Richard] With my closest, bestest chum? [King Richard] Not exactly [Young Richard] When will that day come? [King Richard] It's never gonna come, is it? [Young Richard] Is it hopeless? [King Richard] Am I useless? [Young Richard + King Richard] Are we doomed to be completely lame? [King Richard] Will my star ever rise? Will my life ever change? Am I destined to be Achievement-free forever? I don't need all my dreams to happen— Or a bunch, or even some Will my day ever come?