[Galavant] Lutes. Viols. Irritating little crumhorns Gaze at the person across from you now Feel the sweet spark of connection If you don't screw up this moment somehow Maybe you won't die alone Don't be too needy or bring up your ex Don't say the words: "Herpes Simplex" Don't ever mention you've never had s** Trust me, I promise, she knows And now her defenses are starting to fall Smile and return her affection If you don't manage to ruin it all Maybe you won't die alone [Richard] It is the damndest thing but, looking at you right now- [Roberta] Yeah [Richard] I mean it's almost as if- [Roberta] You're on fire [Richard] I mean, I don't know if I'd say, "I'm on fire" you know, but- [Roberta] No, no. You're on fire [Richard] Oh. Oh! OH! OH GOD! OH! OW! OH GOD! [Galavant] Don't begin screaming You'll blow the whole mood Maybe you won't die alone Maybe you won't die alone