Music and lyrics: Alan Lauris ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Now that you are famous What entertains us Is every little detail of your private life And when you tell us nothing They'll search in your dustbin And find the information we like You need a shredder You need a shredder You need a shredder You need a shredder You need a shredder in your life When you've got everything to lose You want to keep your secrets to yourself And so you choose The shredder as your best friend You can call him John Though he's the one that sees it all He'll never pa** it on The shredder You need a shredder You need a shredder You need a shredder You need a shredder You need a shredder in your life When you've got everything to hide You've learned that there is no-one you can trust So you decide The shredder is your best friend You can call him Pete Though he's the one that sees it all He's determined to delete The shredder You need a shredder Is heel je leven openbaar En ben je met die toestand klaar Maak dan je dromen waar Papierversnipperaar