I heard you've been wondering How I'm getting along I guess you think I can't make it with you gone But I don't want you to worry Don't you lose any sleep But a man called long-distance this morning Said they're thinking about putting me On the cover of the USA Today The story of heart-breaking pain Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today I don't sleep in the nighttime Darkness reminds me of you I lost eight pounds since last Tuesday But I could stand to lose a few I don't believe I'm too bad People say I look fine The man from the paper seems happy Says I'm bigger than the latest crime On the cover of the USA Today The story of heart-breaking pain Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today So if you're concerned in trouble Then you're hurting me Don't you work out this little thing called losing you Has made a big man out of me I'm on the cover of the USA Today The story of heart-breaking pain Picture of the loneliest man they claim in the USA Today