(harley allen/carson chamberlain) I woke up the other night Lying on the floor Right beside someone I've never seen before She said my name's juliet And romeo you ain't Thats another good reason not to drink Thats another good reason not to drink When i'm sober i'm almost a saint If i keep going on like this I'll end up like ole hank Thats another good reason not to drink I cant go see my best friend He said stay away Just because of what i said On his wedding day He oughta call a sherman Cause she looks just like a tank Thats another good reason not to drink Thats another good reason not to drink When i'm sober i'm almost a saint If i keep going on like this I'll end up like ole hank Thats another good reason not to drink I'm gonna sue to city About that policeman Last night as i left the bar He stepped right on my hand He said 'are you drunk or blind?' I said 'let me think'. Thats another good reason not to drink Thats another good reason not to drink When i'm sober i'm almost a saint If i keep going on like this I'll end up like ole hank Thats another good reason not to drink Oooooo Thats another good reason not to drink When i'm sober i'm almost a saint If i keep going on like this I'll end up like ole hank Thats another good reason Baby let me in i'm freezing Another good reason not to drink