(robert l geddins/kc douglas) Well if i had money Tell you what i'd do I'd go downtown and buy a mercury or two Crazy bout a mercury Lord i'm crazy bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well the girl i love I stole her from a friend He got lucky, stole her back again She heard he had a mercury Lord she's crazy bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well hey now mama You look so fine Ridin round in your mercury 49 Crazy bout a mercury Lord i'm crazy bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well my baby went out She didn't stay long Bought herself a mercury, come a cruisin home She's crazy bout a mercury Yeah she's crazy bout a mercury And cruise it up and down the road Well if i had money I tell you what i'd do I'd go downtown and buy me a mercury or two Crazy bout a mercury I'm gonna buy me a mercury And cruise it up and down the road