I guess it's just not my day The wind blew my morning paper away If it ain't one thing it's you If you've heard that I'm goin crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing It's you I rented that movie you hate But that old VCR just chewed up the tape Then I went to the freezer thought I'd cook me a steak All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake If it ain't one thing it's you If you've heard that I'm goin crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing It's you But I never knew that I needed you so But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go If it ain't one thing it's you If you've heard that I'm goin crazy It's true The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do If it ain't one thing It's you Oh if it ain't one thing It's you