Kooper I wonder if you are really a friend of mine If I were dyin' of thirst wouldja be my gla** of wine? Time goes by so slow ya know You never really know who your friends are I wonder if you are really a friend of mine If I were buyin' a house wouldja come & countersign? Time goes by so fast ya know You never really know who your friends are If you were down Ya know I'd be there at your door I'd shower you with food & money After all, what are friends for? They're really such a bore; knockin' at your door Askin' for some more I wonder if you are really a friend of mine If I were lying in jail wouldja get outa bed & pay my fine? Time stands still for everyone You never really know who your friends are Time stands still for everyone You never really know who your friends are