Al Hoffman - Lord and Lady Whoozis lyrics

(Verse) [PAT] Isn't it strange The strange little change That comes with a few new clothes? [BOB] Isn't it odd How people will nod Whenever you strike a pose? [PAT] I'm like Cinderella tonight [BOB] And I'm your my fella tonight [PAT] When we appear We are certain to hear A series of "ahs" and "ohs" (Chorus) [PAT] Oh the music will blare The people will stare Whenever they see us anywhere I think they'll think we're Lord and Lady Whoozis [BOB] I can picture just how The waiters will bow We're liable to be a social wow I bet they'll bet we're Lord and Lady Whoozis We'll be rubbing elbows with the best society And when we do [PAT] They'll observe some hi-dee-high-ety They never knew We'll be happy until The music is still [BOB] But baby, when they present the bill I think they think we're Lord and Lady Whoozis