[Intro: Andy Samberg] Decisions This was the hardest day of my life Should I stay or should I go? Help me, Lord, to decide [Verse 1: Andy Samberg] Three blocks from home when she caught my eye I shouldn't even be looking but she just had to be mine Ten bedrooms, ten baths, 7,000 square feet I was weak in the knees, she was the house of my dreams I had just moved in to the place down the block And now I'm thinking 'bout moving? Imagine my shock I talked to my real estate guy, Peter He was like, "Your house is beautiful, yo, how could you leave her? 6,000 square feet, a dolphin-themed pool If I'm being honest, Connor, yo, I think you're a fool But it's cool, you can definitely afford both places" Tell me what to do, God, my heart's torn in pieces [Pre-Chorus 1: Andy Samberg] So many options and all in my price range This decision is torture, my head's playing mind games [Chorus 1: Akon & (Andy Samberg)] Should I move? (Should I move y'all?) Tell me should I buy this new place? (Tell me should I buy it?) Should I move y'all? (With my money) It'd be nice to have some more space (More space) [Verse 2: Andy Samberg] So I turned to my friends playing out by the pool As I sipped on my drink, I screamed what should I do? They just shrugged and I could tell that I was on my own With this decision, no vision, which house to call my home I had to get away so I flew to Majorca Dove in the ocean, went swimming with orca I drank too many piña coladas and fell asleep Had a dream about both houses and began to weep [Pre-Chorus 2: Akon] Tell me how many houses can one man own? I'll be paying in cash, got no need for a loan (But still) [Chorus 2: Akon & (Andy Samberg)] Should I move? (Should I move?) Tell me should I buy this new place? (I don't know what to do) Should I move y'all? (I think I should just buy it) It'd be nice to have some more space (I think I'm gon' buy it) [Outro: Andy Samber & Akon So much pain, so many struggles But I made it through I bought the house, it's beautiful And I kept the old one for my dogs Sometimes it just works out (sh** works out) Peace Oh, and now I own two houses, oh