Akiva Schaffer - SEMICOLON lyrics

[Intro: Maya Rudolph and Lonely Island] Okay everyone Welcome to grammar cla** Today we're learning about semicolons Oh, oh, oh Yes, Lonely Island? We use semicolons everyday Can you give me an example? Oh, hell yeah [Verse 1] Get ready for a whale of a time: Shamu My whole team coming clean: shampoo These dudes is comic relief: Whoopie And I'm the motherf**ing monster: cookie When you see me better cross the street: Frogger Then go home and write about it: blogger Did I do that? Urkel Yo Angela, Who's The Boss? Merkel I'll take you where you've never been: Oxnard Then make you s** a bulls' nut: ox nard If Miss Moore married Josh: Demi Brolin A comma and a f**ing dot: semicolon [Hook: Solange] We run these streets: stop lights All eyes on me: spot lights Each semicolon brings us closer to the top [Verse 2] I'm loud and I'm zipping around: jet ski Your dick is little like Wayne: Gretzky But Gretsky's got a big dick: clarification Everyone was rude to me: Paris vacation My stomach's getting fat: food Leave trash inside my car: rude You're acting all Machio: Ralph But I'll eat all you cats: Alf [Hook 2: Solange] We run the game: umpire Always chase the night: young squire These semicolons are my light inside the dark [Verse 3] It's right under your nose, semicolon: mouth Opposite of north, semicolon: south Right over your home, semicolon: attic Hooked on semicolons, semicolon: addict [Hook 3: Solange] We got the game on lock: toy chest You're too big for your clothes: boys vest You know we out of control: no brakes Your birthday party s**ed: no cakes [Breakdown: Solange] When it comes to punctuation You know we're number one And to the people of every nation Feel the power of the semicolon [Outro: The Lonely Island and Maya Rudolph] Semicolons We rest our case No actually those are examples of colons You all get F's Wait, what?