Akiva Schaffer - Like A Boss lyrics

[Intro] Mr. Samberg, thanks for coming to your performance review (No problem) So you're in charge around here Is that fair to say? (Absolutely, I'm the boss) Okay! So take us through a day in the life of the boss Well the first thing I do is [The Lonely Island] Talk to corporate (like a boss) Approve memos (like a boss) Lead a workshop (like a boss) Remember birthdays (like a boss) Direct workflow (like a boss) My own bathroom (like a boss) Micromanage (like a boss) Promote synergy (like a boss) Hit on Debra (like a boss) Get rejected (like a boss) Swallow sadness (like a boss) Send some faxes (like a boss) Call a s** line (like a boss) Cry deeply (like a boss) Demand a refund (like a boss) Eat a bagel (like a boss) Harra**ment lawsuit (like a boss) No promotion (like a boss) Fifth of vodka (like a boss) sh** on Debra's desk (like a boss) Buy a gun (like a boss) In my mouth (like a boss) Oh f** man I can't f**ing do it, sh**! p**y out (like a boss) Puke on Debra's desk (like a boss) Jump out the window (like a boss) s** a dude's dick (like a boss) Score some coke (like a boss) Crash my car (like a boss) s** my own dick (like a boss) Eat some chicken strips (like a boss) Chop my balls off (like a boss) Black out in the sewer (like a boss) Meet a giant fish (like a boss) f** its brains out (like a boss) Turn into a jet (like a boss) Bomb the Russians (like a boss) Crash into the sun (like a boss) Now I'm dead (like a boss) [Outro] Uh-huh So that's an average day for you then? (No doubt) You chop your balls off and die? (Hell yeah) And I think at uhh one point there You said something about s**ing your own dick (nope) Actually I'm pretty sure you did (nah that ain't me) Okay, well this has been eye opening for me (I'm the boss) Yeah no I got that, you said it about 400 times (I'm the boss) Yeah yeah I got it! (I'm the boss) No I heard you, see ya later LIKE A BOSS!