Akiva Schaffer - Hunter the Hungry Is Gon' Eat lyrics

[Intro] Yeah It's Hunter [Verse 1] Stomping through the forest like a retarded Tyrannosaurus Hunter eating beefcakes in the back a Ford Taurus f** a chorus, f** my moms, f** your dad, f** this song Seriously though, f** this song, I can't stand it man, f** this song, yo Campbell's soup, Campbell's soup And I ride with ya girl, Lake Havasu And I hula hoop, it's nothing else, bu*t naked, that's nothing else I'm young and half dead already You're old time for Betty bye bye Say "Hi guy" in a drive-by cause I'm polite Whole crew full of losers that are all richer than you, sir And you s** and you s** How did it get now, you s**ed Oh sh**, the king is retarded [Hook] One round, head down, eyes up, nose down Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm f**in' hungry) One round, head down, eyes up, nose down Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (f** it) [Verse 2] Hey yo, I f**ed your girl with her baby inside And then baby had a baby with rabies and didn't survive Think that's disgusting? Peep this booger I picked And if you think that's sick, check this wart on my dick Hey yo, I'm kidding, girl (Or am I?) Of course I am (That's a lie) I got a lot of dichotomy and I think I need a lobotomy Snort more keys than a boss Steal more ball than a game that's [?] Blah blah, rap rap rap rap rap You get it, you get it, everybody gets it I rap good (Who cares?) Shaved my balls (Kept the hair) Knit that sh** into a sweater (Motherf**er's itchy as sh**) f** around and k** you, my safe deposit got a mil, dude Yo girl's with me and she's nude which I ignore cause I'm rude [Hook] One round, head down, eyes up, nose down Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat (I'm f**in' hungry) One round, head down, eyes up, nose down Hunter the Hungry is gonna eat