Akiva Schaffer - f** Off lyrics

[Verse 1] Hey Yo! This one is dedicated to all the little kids out there Whose parents are always riding them Telling them to 'do your homework' Never letting you eat dessert Making you go to bed before you're ready Well listen The next time they are acting bogus I want you to try this out Stand up on your tippy toes Look them dead in the eye And say "Mom, Dad, you can both... [Chorus 1] f** off, I don't want your life I don't owe you sh** And I hate your rules f** off, so get out of my room You can s** my dick Motherf**ing sh**-head b**h You can f** oh-oh oh-oh I'm gonna live forever Oh-oh oh-oh I hope you get bu*t f**ed in prison" [Verse 2] And that's what you should say But what about at school How many kids out there have a teacher That's always riding them? Saying "don't eat paste, don't talk during nap time" Well the next time your teacher is being a grumpasaurus Stand tall, look them dead in the eye And say, "Teacher, could you help me out and just... [Chorus 2] f** off, you can't teach me sh** And if I was you, I'd slit my wrist f** off, cause I might be young But I'll dig your grave, 'til the job is done You can f** oh-oh oh-oh I'm gonna live forever Oh-oh oh-oh I hope you get bu*t f**ed in prison" [Bridge] Because we are the kids in the USA We think for ourselves, so get the f** out our way And all you adults can choke on sh** We hope you suffocate on a dog's dick [Chorus 3] f** off, you think I'm a punk Your face looks like an elephant's c*nt f** off, cause you're not my dad So shut the f** up and wipe my a** So f** oh-oh oh-oh I'm gonna live forever Oh-oh oh-oh I hope you get bu*t f**ed in prison Be good to each other peace