[ CHORUS ] Who you want to s**? Where you want to s**? When you want to s**? Would you s** me and my mens? Who you want to s**? Where you want to s**? When you want to s**? Or could I s** you and your girlfriends? Who you want to s**? Where you want to s**? When you want to s**? Would you s** me and my mens? Who you want to s**? Where you want to s**? When you want to s** Sex Sex Sex Because 3... Talkin bout the number 3 Somewhere in this bedroom it's just you, her and me A ménage à trois That's what it is (Word up) Puttin us two with you [ VERSE 1 ] Ha! Did Ginger and Marianne ever hit The Skipper? The _Three's Company_ chicks ever f** Jack Tripper? Did Orca and Jaws ever run up in Flipper? Did that Spud dog ever f** them three frog Bud sippers? Huh, that's outlandish sh** Two guys dancin with one girl, that's that sandwich sh** Was Wyclef and Praswell scorin on Lauryn? Was Lil' Cease and Un hittin Lil' Kim? Did Red Alert and Scale ever f** Wendy well? Did Ak and Flex ever f** Jess and Stress? sh**, we can take it down the alphabets Did SWV get with TLC And f** them three fellas down with BBD? Remember Mike Bivins, ABC They had more than three But if they cut a few Would they f** them three girls from 702? Would Erykah Badu f** them two righteous dudes >From the Brand Nubian crew and include Grand Pu? Did Mary J. Blige ever f** Case and Nas? Was ??? ever comin on Kimberly Drummond? Check it, remember this record: And when I'm cool like that, I'm cool like that I don't know they name, damn it But I wonder did them n***as ever ram it In that girl from Digable Planets? [ CHORUS ] [ VERSE 2 ] Remember in the early '80s, did ??? f** them ladies from the Brady's? Stanford & Son f** Esther Grady Or could it be Ed Lover and Dr. Dre f**ed Lisa G? Is it that old school chick Gladys Knight f**ed them Pips? And damsels, we goin back to old school jams Did UTFO f** The Real Roxanne? Did Cagney and Lacey ever f** Dick Tracy? Did Jasmine Guy ever f** Teddy Ri' And them other two guys Cause they was all part of Guy Remember Aaron Hall, Damon Hall Did the Gay Rapper ever f** are you Paul two balls? Who you want to s**, where you want to s** And when it comes to talkin bi-s**, I'm the muthaf**in best Check the rhyme, did Changing Faces Ever let R. Kelly bump and grind in they behind? Did Laverne and Shirley ever f** Carmine? Was Gina and Pam humpin on Martin? And all you freaks on that motorcycle sh** I wonder would you ever f** them two police from _Chips_? _New York Undercover_, what's that puertorican's name? Yeah, did him and Leeroy f** Debbie Allen from _Fame_? And if Miss Braxton said at first, then three times 'I'm feelin horny' Does it mean she's f**in Tony Toni Tonë? [ CHORUS ] Just imagine you could have Who you want to f** Where you want to f** When you want to f**