AJJ - Love Song lyrics

I like telling dirty jokes And I like smoking crystal meth But darling I love you And I like laughing at retards And I like throwing rocks at dogs But darling I love you I love you like the moon and stars When little kids get hit by cars Girl you know its true Darling, I love you I've been tryin' to move on Since you left, since you've been gone But it's so hard on me Talked to a girl in first hour Bought her a CD, bought her a flower But she's a stupid c*nt But I'll take anything And I'll take anyone I'll take an angry lesbian with a loaded gun I'll take a who*e with syphilis, and gonorrhea too But darling, I love you