Aj Pinkerton - Like Wario lyrics

{[INTRO/INSTRUMENTAL} [VERSE ONE: Wario] I'm-a Wario -and I'm-a here to say I'm-a 'gonna mess up your entire day! I got a tripping bike -and a billion coins! I have a half-wit bro (Who likes to chop his loins.) I got a funny little stroll That I can't control Player haters 'gonna hate me Cause that's how I roll See, I may not have a princess -but that don't make me lame I stay busy with my shizzy Making stupid crappy games [Chorus: Greek chorus/chant] No one's got a strut like Wario; Scratching at their bu*t like Wario; Jumping up and down like Wario; Looking quite as round as Wario! No one picks their nose like Wario Wipes it on their clothes like Wario! No one's half as bad as Wario He's Wario! Wario! He's Wario! [VOCAL INTERLUDE: Wario] (Laughter) What a rotten song! It needs to be louder! [VERSE TWO: Wario] We're talking three hundred pounds of super Wario, bro! It's all from eating clothes of garlic- (Am I crazy? Um no!) Put this bucket on your head I'm 'gonna fight a bunch of pirates While I shake my magic sack I've a dragon-bull-jet Now I'm riding a kart I own-a Wario's Woods -and I'm-a known to fart When I'm not on the job I wear yellow and plum Cause I'm-a Wario, man! -and I'm number one! [Chorus Greek chorus/chant] No one's quite the brute as Wario; No one acts as rude as Wario; No one's quite as cra** as Wario; No one pa**es gas like Wario; No one shrinks in size like Wario; Master of disguise (that's Wario); Get a call from mom (VOICE: "Hi Wario!") He's Wario! Wario! He's Wario! [BRIDGE: Greek Chorus] What kind of creep, Goes "weh" in his sleep? The kind who fights Rudy the Clown (He's a clown! He's a really really bad clown.) What kind of heel Can make your paint peel? He's Wario Wario He's Wario [TRANSITION] -[SOLID SNAKE] My name's Snake Come and join my crew I've got a team of six Including me and you -[WARIO] Wah, buzz off Snake Or else I'll bust out my nine-volt! -[SNAKE] There's cash involved- -[WARIO] What, where do I sign up? [Chorus: Greek chorus/chant] No one has a blast like Wario; Has a troubled past like Wario; None know how to dance like Wario; [FINALE: Wario (spoken)] Have a rotten day! {END}