Ain't Nothin' Goin' On But f**in' - k** You lyrics

[Produced by Dr. Dre & Mel-Man] [Intro] When I was just a little baby boy My momma used to tell me these crazy things She used to tell me my daddy was an evil man She used to tell me he hated me But then I got a little bit older And I realized, she was the crazy one But there was nothing I could do or say to try to change it ‘Cause that's just the way she was [Verse 1] They said I can't rap about being broke no more They ain't say I can't rap about coke no more s*ut, you think I won't choke no who*e 'Til the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more? These mothaf**as are thinking I'm playing Thinking I'm saying the sh** ‘Cause I'm thinking it just to be saying it Put your hands down, b**h, I ain't gon' shoot you I'ma pull you to this bullet and put it through you Shut up, s*ut! You're causing too much chaos Just bend over and take it like a s*ut; okay, Ma? "Oh, now he's raping his own mother Abusing a who*e, snorting coke And we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?" You're goddamn right, b**h, and now it's too late I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile vicious Vain Vicodin, vrin vrin vrin! Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all Dangling from his neck, while his head barely hangs on Blood, guts, guns, cuts Knives, lives, wives, nuns, s*uts; b**h, I'ma k** you [Pre-Hook] You don't wanna f** with me Girls neither, you ain't nothing but a s*ut to me b**h, I'ma k** you, you ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gonna never stop beefing, I don't squash the beef You better k** me, I'ma be another rapper dead For popping off at the mouth with sh** I shouldn't have said But when they k** me, I'm bringing the world with me b**hes too, you ain't nothing but a girl to me [Hook] I said you don't wanna f** with Shady (‘cause why?) ‘Cause Shady will f**ing k** you (ha ha) I said you don't wanna f** with Shady (why?) ‘Cause Shady will f**ing k** you (‘cause why?) [Verse 2] b**h, I'ma k** you; like a murder weapon, I'ma conceal you In a closet with mildew, sheets, pillows and film you f** with me, I been through Hell, shut the hell up I'm tryna develop these pictures of the Devil to sell 'em I ain't "acid rap," but I rap on acid Got a new blow-up doll and just had a strap-on added Whoops! Is that a subliminal hint? No, just criminal intent to sodomize women again Eminem offend? No, Eminem'll insult And if you ever give in to him you give him an impulse To do it again then If he does it again, you'll probably end up jumping out of something up on the tenth b**h, I'ma k** you; I ain't done, this ain't the chorus I ain't even drug you in the woods yet to paint the forest A bloodstain is orange After you wash it three or four times in a tub But that's normal, ain't it, Norman? Serial k**er hiding murder material In a cereal box on top of your stereo Here we go again, we're out of our medicine, out of our minds and we want in yours; let us in or I'ma k** you [Pre-Hook] You don't wanna f** with me Girls neither, you ain't nothing but a s*ut to me b**h, I'ma k** you, you ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gonna never stop beefing, I don't squash the beef You better k** me, I'ma be another rapper dead For popping off at the mouth with sh** I shouldn't have said But when they k** me, I'm bringing the world with me b**hes too, you ain't nothing but a girl to me [Hook] I said you don't wanna f** with Shady (‘cause why?) ‘Cause Shady will f**ing k** you (ha ha) I said you don't wanna f** with Shady (why?) ‘Cause Shady will f**ing k** you (‘cause why?) [Verse 3] Know why I say these things? ‘Cause ladies' screams keep creeping in Shady's dreams And the way things seem I shouldn't have to pay these shrinks These 80 G's a week to say the same things tweece Twice, whatever, I hate these things f** shots, I hope the weed'll outweigh these drinks Motherf**ers want me to come on their radio shows Just to argue with 'em ‘cause their ratings stink f** that! I'll choke radio announcer to bouncer From fat b**h to all 70,000 pounds of her From principal to the student body and counselor From in-school to before school to outta school I don't even believe in breathin' I'm leavin' air in your lungs Just to hear you keep screamin' for me to seep it Okay, I'm ready to go play, I got the machete from O.J I'm ready to make everyone's throats ache You f*ggots keep egging me on 'Til I have you at knifepoint, then you beg me to stop Shut up, give me your hands and feet I said shut up when I'm talkin' to you You hear me, answer me, or I'ma k** you [Pre-Hook] You don't wanna f** with me Girls neither, you ain't nothing but a s*ut to me b**h, I'ma k** you, you ain't got the balls to beef We ain't gonna never stop beefing, I don't squash the beef You better k** me, I'ma be another rapper dead For popping off at the mouth with sh** I shouldn't have said But when they k** me, I'm bringing the world with me b**hes too, you ain't nothing but a girl to me [Hook] I said you don't wanna f** with Shady (‘cause why?) ‘Cause Shady will f**ing k** you (ha ha) I said you don't wanna f** with Shady (why not?) ‘Cause Shady will f**ing k** you (‘cause why?) [Outro] Ha ha, I'm just playing, ladies You know I love you