Have a look in the fridge And see what he's got Get in the bath And I'll tell you the lot We're grown men, we should be respectable But to f** with that, let's make a spectacle Keep climbing You'll see everything Twice round the block It's OK; say anything We hide in toilets We hide in a corner But it's not over yet So someone please warn her I could try anything when I feel like this With part-time friends that I could never miss Spill the gossip, you know it's always topical From where we sit tonight the city's tropical Works begun The taxi's late I should feel like a hippie But all I feel is hate Let them say what they want, they could never make it stick 'Cause everyone takes a turn at being a dick