The first time we kissed in the kitchen Wasn't too long before The first time we kissed in the hall So nervous behind the front door The first time we kissed on the couch We were drunk and well fed and undressed There's been so many kisses since then But the last kiss is always the best The last kiss The last kiss The last kiss is always the best The last kiss The last kiss The last kiss is always the best If your cavernoma should bleed To leave you all dizzy and mental As long as you've two lips to kiss Well, all that stuff's just incidental If your limbs go numb and your tongue Won't work no matter hard you try it I'll buy you a beautiful wheelchair And just enjoy the quiet The last kiss The last kiss The last kiss is always the best The last kiss The last kiss The last kiss is always The last kiss is always The last kiss is always the best