Pre–chorus Rap: (MR. JONES) Rule 1, respect my house, don't get no sh*t on my momma couch Rule 2, I'm laid back, that's what I'm about, fake thugs and actresses, keep the drama out! … Chorus: Welcome To My party, coat check on the left, roof deck on the right Please don't stand by the bar all night, grab a drink and hit the floor Welcome To My Party, D-I-M-E's to the VIP Girl you look young lemme see ID Alright you straight so you can stay Verse 1: (SING-SING) Thank God its the weekend, and I know my people are seeking a spot Where they can get it on So I roll out the red carpet, said you wanna party you got it Ready or not Bring a small entourage Pre-chorus: As your host, we'll make sure you have the most fun possible, we don't wanna see nobody go to the hospital so Fellas, Break it up, break it up, break it up Ladies, shake it up, shake it up, shake it up Party on the floor, there's the bell I got the door, what's up?! Chorus Verse 2: (SING-SING) Now the place is crowded, is there anybody leaving I doubt it Why would they This party's gettin crazy oh yeah Hope you're having a good time, good food, good wine, women, so fine This party is on fire Pre-chorus Chorus (2x) Bridge Rap: (MR. JONES) It's my party and I'll cry if I want to cause this lil cutie got a onion booty and Some lil dude with too much j**elry is Making his case like a lawyer so sue me cause I'm looking over saying quick come here to VIP, have a seat wit Ahmir She winked, waited till the coast was clear Cause she ain't want nobody pullin' out they toast in here Come here sit down, sip this mellow drink down Nice now hit the floor so we can get down Ok valet, drive my X5 round Big smile, nice cars bring out your s** drive WOW Now I ain't saying you a gold digger Just cause I ain't say it don't mean it ain't true Who's the real player here girl, it ain't you! Gimme a kiss and we'll forget about it, cool? Chorus