Who's gonna love you when you're old and fat and ugly And everything about you's turning grey Who's gonna love you when the jokes no longer funny Who's gonna give you your own way And who's gonna love you when they've seen you in the morning With all your hair down in your eyes Who's gonna smile when all you do is sit there yawning And everyone can see through your disguise You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely You could be the one who's missing out some day Who's gonna love you when they've seen your nasty habits And heard about the things you've done Who's gonna love you when you go through your theatrics When you don't get what you want Who's gonna love you when you get too old to boogie And you're too tired to hit the town Who's gonna love you when you get all mean and moody Who's gonna want you hanging round You better think about your running round or you could finish up so lonely You could be the one who's missing out some day Who's gonna love you when you're old and fat and ugly And everything about you's turning grey Who's gonna love you when the jokes no longer funny Who's gonna love you anyway