Afroman - Gurl from Kentucky lyrics

I'm gonna f** me A girl from Kentucky Right before I come I'm a make her s**y-s**y Pull out my baseball bat Beat up her wildcat Get my bone licked after dark In Big Bone Lick Park Got a new job in Lexington Had s** with her mouth and tongue Pick me still Lexington, still Louisville Sip that dank, smoke that herbie Ride that a** like the Kentucky Derby All the way to Frankfort Smoke some dank and I gots to skirt Got like a quadruple of G from Cali Staying away from PeeWee Valley Bet I am in the city of Beaver Dam Daaaaaaaaaamn Gladys from Glasgow Likes it in the a**hole Miss Owens from Owensboro s**ed me thorough, then she had to earl I'm gonna f** me A girl from Kentucky Right before I come I'm a make her s**y-s**y Pull out my baseball bat Beat up her wildcat Get my bone licked after dark In Big Bone Lick Park Rich old lady from Willemore Put me in her will if I'd f** her more Met this girl from Pikeville She was a dyke but I f**ed her still I know a girl in Livermore I put it by her liver and she quiver more Came in her mouth in Mount Sterling She started coughing, she started earling f**ed this girl from Mount Vernon Took a piss and my dick was burning Went to the doctor, spent some pape Condoms, super glue, duct tape f**ed all the girls in Danville Now it's Afroman-ville Came in her mouth in Paducah She spit it out like Pa-choo-Ka! London panties falling down even in Elizabethtown London panties falling down, fine a** lady I'm gonna f** me A girl from Kentucky Right before I come I'm a make her s**y-s**y Pull out my baseball bat Beat up her wildcat Get my bone licked after dark In Big Bone Lick Park I met this girl from Radcliffe Stuck my finger up her a** then I made her sniff Met a cowgirl from Horse Cave Rode my horse all in her cave Dirt-diggler, booty-jiggler, titty-wiggler Called me the giggler Giggling while I was stabbing Doggy-style p**y jabbing I got barred from Bardstown My dick got hard and I f**ed all the broads around Albany - she f**ed all my homeboys but me! Met this girl from Pine Grove Stuck my dick in her a** then I drove All the way to Bowling Green Her colon kinda swollen if you know what I mean I'm gonna f** me A girl from Kentucky Right before I come I'm a make her s**y-s**y Pull out my baseball bat Beat up her wildcat Get my bone licked after dark In Big Bone Lick Park