Afroman - Let's All Get Drunk lyrics

Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight Let's go to the club tonight, find a woman that wanna make love tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah Let's get dumb, drink some rum Make my teeth and gums feel real numb We'll be thinking 'bout surviving While we're drinking and we're driving Hope I don't wreck when my vision gets blurry Sober up looking at an all white jury Judge don't like no drunk like me Punk might give me strike number three 'Cause when I'm drunk and when I'm high I don't give a damn 'bout a DUI Let's just get lit, dance like a nitwit Try to talk to the women that we can't get with Me and my staff make everybody laugh If the beer runs out, we can all go half It's Friday night got the perfect weather let's get drunk together Come on hoes Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight Let's go to the club tonight, find a woman that wanna make love tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah Check it out home boy Bacardi, colt, 45, let's party, we're still alive Tomorrow brings pain and sorrow, but tonight, we're all right So drink that beer 'til your belly can't hold it Tell the homeboys, we fittin' to get loaded Rollin' through the ante-dope valley out there Hope the cops don't smell that beer on my breath 'Cause if the sheriff catch a whiff of that fifth It'll probly knock him stiff Don't look dumb if my breath on hum Stick your hand in you're pocket, please, pa** some gum So the cops can't tell my breath smell We won't go to jail, we'll go to palm dale With the beautiful women and the beautiful weather We can both get drunk together yeah Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight Let's go to the club tonight, find a woman that wanna make love tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah Check it out home boy Baby, I beg your pardon, but your outfit's giving me a hard-on Maybe some way, maybe some how, you could dance with me Right here, right now Been lookin' at you all night long that DJ's playing my favorite song Everything is splendid, don't mean no harm Don't get offended when I pull your arm I ain't felt this good since I don't know when And I might not feel this good again It's Friday night, beautiful weather, let's get drunk together C'mon, y'all Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight Let's go to the club tonight, find a woman that wanna make love tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah Let's all get drunk tonight, I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight Let's all get high tonight, maybe nobody will die tonight Let's all sell yell tonight, I hope I don't go back to jail tonight Let's go to the club tonight, find a girl that wanna make love tonight Yeah, yeah, yeah