Afroman - Smokin' Weed lyrics

I f**ed this girl in Talaha**ee, Doggie style so i named her La**ie. Came on her, florida state clothes, Filled up all her semen holes. f**ed this girl from purdue, Came in her hair, f**ed up her doo. She was cryin, like tammy faye baker, Her p**y got hotter than a boiler maker. Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge, f**ed up Christmas like Mr. Scrooge. Dropped her off at LSU Smoked all her weed, drank all her brew. f**ed George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas, Rode that a** just like a Lexus. f**ed her again in ft. worth Stuck my dick in her p**y and I started to surf. (CHORUS) Colt 45, Afroman, Tryin to get all the p**y that I can. To the cross country in my Afro van, SMOKIN WEED 2X I priced this hooker in Ohio I said, b**h, you too high Ho. I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti, f**ed her in the back of my 83 Caddy Broker as hell smokin Newport singles, Came in her a** and said "f** the Bengals" (afroman rant) SMOKIN WEED! Smokin weed, State-to-State Beer and munchies got me gaining weight. Missionary style in chilla coffee Little mamma said, "would you please get off me" Beatutiful girl, Iowa City, Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat titty. She s**ed my dick, while she held my thighs, I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes". My dick went BOING in Des Moines, Going going go-Buckaw! SMOKIN WEED! (CHORUS 2x) Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma, Buffalo, Puff-alo, Fort Smith, Fort Spliff Smokin weed Starkville, Sparks-ville Huntsville, Blunts-ville Mississippi, Missi-hippie Alabama, Ala-grama Hattysburg, Hattys-herb Burmingham, Burning-ham Smokin weed North Dakota, North De Quota South Dakota, South De Quota I ran out of rhymes, but i'm... SMOKIN WEED (CHORUS 2x)