Afroman - Smoke 2 Blunts lyrics

(Intro) Yeah, how you doin? Haha, right Guess I'mma go ahead and break this weed down, hell yeah No seeds, just crumble it wit'cha fist Aww yeah, fresh blunts man I love it when they split down the middle like a brand new fresh baked brownie.. just ugh I know they don't smoke weed in town though The blunts be crackin like fall leaves n sh**, know what I'm sayin? (Hook) I smoke two blunts in the morning I smoke two blunts at night (Smoke two blunts at night) I smoke two blunts in the afternoon It makes me feel alright (Makes me feel alright) I smoke two blunts in the time of peace I smoke two in the time of war (Two in the time of waaar) I smoke two blunts before I smoke two blunts And then I smoke two more (Then I smoke two moooore) (Verse 1) Gotta stay calm (Calm) gotta stay cool (Cool) Can't blow up and act a fool Wisdom, reason, login, sense Gotta be relaxed, not tense I can't overreact (Overreact) Cause It's over if the wrong person overreact, back (BLat!) One puff, one day at a time (Day at a time) One forty ounce, one big fat dime (Big fat dime) One nation, under a groove (Under a groove) Nothin to prove Hit the blunt, don't move (Bucauwk, yeah) Soothe me baby Before life, drive me crazy (Hook) I smoke two blunts in the morning I smoke two blunts at night (Smoke two blunts at night) I smoke two blunts in the afternoon It makes me feel alright (Makes me feel alright) I smoke two blunts in the time of peace I smoke two in the time of war (Two in the time of waaar) I smoke two blunts before I smoke two blunts And then I smoke two more (Then I smoke two moooore) (Verse 2) Early in the mornin 'fore my day gets started (Day gets started) I grab a knife and my blunt gets parted (Parted) Grab the trash, if you know what I mean (Know what I mean) My blunt need to get its colon cleaned (Its colon cleaned) Tobacco gone, no hesitation (Hesitation) Restore the blunt with good vegetation (Vegetation) I got a personal lighter (Personal lighter) If you steal it, hope you a good fighter Spark, flick, flaaaame (Flaaaaame) Hit the blunt real slow with no shaaame (Shaaaaame) Get lifted, spliffted, I feel gifted (Bucaulk) I only smoke it, I never sniffed it (Hook) I smoke two blunts in the morning I smoke two blunts at night (Smoke two blunts at night) I smoke two blunts in the afternoon It makes me feel alright (Makes me feel alright) I smoke two blunts in the time of peace I smoke two in the time of war (Two in the time of waaar) I smoke two blunts before I smoke two blunts And then I smoke two more (Then I smoke two moooore)