Hey, Hey, Laaaaa scibbidowa ladatata... This girl named Pam from Amsterdam, Her language i did not understand Than she held out some marihuana She said it was the best in all the land And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what) I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what) I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze Than i get pulled over by popo This rapboy i know from New Mexico Spoke than he shook my hand (how u doin') Than he pulled out a ten pound bag of c**aine He said it was the best in all the land And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what) I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what) I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze Than i get pulled over by popo This countryboy from Tennessee (hey) He smiled than he shook my hand (alright) Than he pulled out some moonshine whiskey He said it was the best in all the land (yeah) And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what) I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what) I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze Than i get pulled over by popo And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what) I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what) I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze Than i get pulled over by popo And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what) I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what) I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze Than i get pulled over by popo And i said no no no no i don't smoke it no mo'(what) I'm tired waking up on the floor (say what) I said no thank you please it makes me cough and sneeze Than i get pulled over by popo No no no no i don't smoke it no mo'