Afroman - Me & Kenny lyrics
Dad i wanna be a rapper can i make a song with you? Not right now man dad kinda busy Well e40 let his son rap and master p let lil romeo rap how come you dont let me rap Ok...i'll let you rap man..uhh you know we just...ya know we need some beats and you need to write some lyrics ya know you just can't rap homie I got some beats Where you get some beats from I made em up in your studio You made em up in my studio? what you doin up in my studio Workin on my new album Workin on your new album? who let you in my studio Momma Ttt man i'ma kick I mixed it down and burnt it to a cd here ya go...by the way man thats a cheap CD burner What?...man you better not be talkin about my cd burner man i'ma play this sh** and it better bet tight and if its not i'ma take off my belt and whop your a** you and your mom Ok...you made all this by yourself? Yea? Hmmm Hey dad why dont you and me have a freestyle session you and me right now Hahha uhhh yea...hey get the headphones come in the booth couse With the one two three, three two one [whaa] i'm in the booth freestylein with my son Trippin on the beat he just made might as well get paied in the sixth grade [rings] My phone is ringin....while i'm singin [i wonder who that is] Hahaha cmon What up...hello...recordin a song with my son its almost done I'm freestylin on the mike i got on some dirty nikes I done walked through the yard watchin them do the lap around the house Talkin to my spouce Dad...my and my dad we rap so tight every word we say it sounds so right We just like to do this and that cause all of the sudden our pockets were phat When i was up little bittie kid hey dude guess what i did I did good in school i did good in readin all of the sudden i did good in readin All of the sudden man i wasn't cheatin on my tests and i did my best cause with god I just pa**ed the test Yea...uhh..i useta alwase cheat catch me lookin at the next mans sheet But i'ma tell you in the song we got our tests back and they both was wrong He got a f i got a f i can do bad by my damn self, dont ever copy off your buddy take your a** home and study [yea, damn] Cmon man cmon..cmon up to the mike...go go go go Dad let me tell you one thing you just can't go around living like this man what you doin Cause all of the sudden you gonna get picked Cause if you go ahead and rob that dude cause he got more food Man...what you doin you can't live life through suueing...man Man i dont like this because man you alwase gettin pissed Because every time you get mad some dude walk around bein sad When you walk over their and cheer him up all of the sudden he got pride in his cup Then you share with him and you share with he man thats the ultimate [random laughing] Son we got some work to do...yea....i wanna chill in my coop deville