All kinda women yelling "Sign my titties" Afroman is coming to town All the ladies in the crowd givin' me hugs And all the fellas givin' me noogs Afroman is coming to town The cops always know There's d** at the show Oh read me my rights Take me to jail The weeds all gone and I'm high as hell Afroman is coming to town Hey, Po' Boy Play a little sumthin sumthin, you know what I'm sayin'? Hey Dog Dirty Hey let me get a lighter man!