Afroman - Smoke A Blunt lyrics

smoke a blunt i love to smoke a blunt man hey man you know, my white homies ask me do you like uh, bongs or blunts? i tell 'em blunts, cause i get pulled over all the time i can't be throwin' bongs out the window, you know what i mean smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke then let it go smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke then let it go i love smoking weed all by myself dont have to pa** it to no one else i hit my blunt anytime i want got so much weed i dont have to hunt i dont get hyper i dont get crunk i do get high i do get drunk once im high and im high no doubt i grab my ashtray and put my cigar out once my high is gone with the wind i grab my lighter then i flick then i again briefly take a chronic break weed headache big mistake im high so i put my blunt down turn up my music and dance all around i can't hear the phone i can't hear the door i never leave home 'less its time to school smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke now let it go smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke now let it go i remember when i started smokin weed pickin' out the stems and the seeds i didn't have enough to buy me a beer my homeboy told me to hit this here(?) i grabbed the blunt i took a hit i thought to myself "i like this sh**" it's better than beer so annalyze this i don't have to go take a piss i don't know how to roll but the people i roll with know how to roll blunts like a pole smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke now let it go hahah smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke now let it go smoke a blunt nice and slow hahahah hold a smoke, uh now let it goo hahahah uhh haha uhh drivin' cross country though minnesota state f**in' trooper straight pulled me over he said i was drivin' fast as hell he took a deep breath and asked "what's that smell?" i knew i was busted, at this point so i handed him a beautiful, perfectly rolled joint he looked at it once, he looked at it twice, he told me, "you roll your joints real nice" afroman don't give a f** light that blunt and get stupid stuff smokin' to me is so much fun people b**h cause i don't get nothin' done if you are a little kid please don't do the things i did anti-drug message? let me see.. don't smoke weed give it to me! smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke now let it go smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke now let it go smoke a blunt nice and slow hold the smoke now let it go