I'll never date that stupid prom queen, I'm no fun and she's so mean. I'll never date that stupid prom queen, I'm no jock and she's so mean. I don't wanna be a dressed up me At a stupid high school crap ceremony. Wearing nice pant at the high school dance. Talk to the prom queen if I get the chance. It'll never happen cause I'm not the team captain. I'll never make a play and hear the crowd clapping. And I don't wanna run cause it ain't no fun. So what if I'm not cool like everyone?